I wasn't dead

　　A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead. (来源：EnglishCN.com)

　　"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

　　"But how did that make you sure?"

　　"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
 

我还没死

(幽默小品)
　　一个年轻人昏死了过去，但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的感觉是怎样的。

　　“死！”他喊道“我并没有死，我知道我没死，因为我的脚是凉的，而我又很饿。”

　　“你怎么能肯定你没死？”

　　“当然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不会觉得饿；如果我下到地狱，那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”